JohnnieWalker
Sanctuary Point, Australia
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Sat 11th Jan 2014 11:02pm
Hi Everyone
I think I lost this thread when it became "non-Coventry", but I'm pleased to have re-discovered it. There is very little "Coventry" in the things I write, but if I stretch reality a little bit I could find a few that highlight the differences between growing up in Coventry and living now in Australia. See what you think about this one, which involves a bit of collaboration with my daughter-in-law, Renee:
Soap versus Gravity
The Romans gave us baths, they say, two thousand years ago.
Cleopatra bathed in asses' milk, or so the stories go!
Archimedes found displacement while relaxing in the tub,
And Einstein had his relatives to give his back a scrub.
Yes, baths have been a part of life for many, many years.
I remember as a toddler how the soap got in my ears.
But later on I grew to like that creamy soap's caress.
That sodium stearate magic touch that makes you feel so fresh.
But here in Oz, we stand up while we take a cleansing shower.
It uses less hot water though you might stay there for hours.
It takes some getting used to, 'specially when you wash your feet,
Pirouetting like a dancer, on one leg, but not as neat!
But nowadays it's hard to find a proper cake of soap,
And shower gel is all the rage. I s'pose I'll have to cope!
But is it really sensible to use this oily gunk,
That's specifically designed to slither slowly down your trunk?
The problem is - it seems to me - that gel is not designed
To stay upon those body parts to which it was consigned.
It slithers down until it gets entangled in your loins,
And works just like shampoo down there, but really what's the point?
The manufacturers of this stuff would like us to believe
It's just a better way to wash, but that doesn't wash with me!
It's just a hoax, a gimmick that makes no sense to me,
It might well work in outer space, but not with gravity!
True Blue Coventry Kid
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Gilly
Melbourne Australia
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Sun 12th Jan 2014 3:04am
Love it. Very clever both of you. All so true!!! Give me the cake of soap though. Hope your trip to Coventry was great. Gilly |
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JohnnieWalker
Sanctuary Point, Australia
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Sun 12th Jan 2014 3:14am
Thanks Gilly!
There was so much water in, around, and above Coventry that a shower was pretty much compulsory, whether you were indoors or outside! Stayed with my sister, and she provided both gel and cake for the indoor variety. To be honest, I did find the gel quite useful. I like to go for a run each morning through the woodlands around Solihull when I stay there, and the gel comes in handy for getting the mud out of my socks afterwards. It looks a bit weird, stomping up and down on gel-filled socks while in the shower, but it is quite effective!
True Blue Coventry Kid
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matchle55
Coventry
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 10:11am
Whilst looking through some old Riley Register magazines I came across this missive by Michael Baker who was a member at that time. It is dated 1996 and this is reflected in the verse. It echoes my sentiments.
It used to be a lovely place, medieval at its core,
A cathedral and narrow streets, oak timbered buildings of yore,
Set in lovely countryside, mostly royal ground,
It had an old town hall and there were castles near around.
My family all came from this town, skilled people to their call,
Cycle frame makers, instrument makers, gearcutters, one and all,
The city had an atmosphere, you could feel it at a touch,
You couldnt believe that such a grimy place could produce so very much.
There used to be a saying here, "that if it could be made by man",
Then it was surely made in this town from an aeroplane to a pan,
You really should have been there in those halcyon days,
To see thousands pour from factories all going different ways.
You could go to places vibrant with their slaves,
Now there's only Big Macs, video stores and of course the supersaves,
The Alvis and the chain have gone, the Ivy cottage long since pulled down,
Between Adolf and the politicians they've buggered up my town.
There used to be Cov Tech, a learning seat of excellence,
Now we've universities dispensing social work at yours and my expense,
No more the mechanics' institute, the craft guilds all dead and gone,
And the college just trains for NVQs, dished out to anyone.
It might impress the visitors, those daring buildings there,
But the folks who worked in Coventry didn't get their rightful share,
Thugs and yobs in the precinct, new age travellers in the park,
And no-one wants to walk anywhere, especially in the dark.
So when you come to Coventry, our heritage to see,
Think about the old days, spare a thought for what used to be,
I'm glad I'm old enough, just, to remember Coventry with its crown,
But I've got to tell you lovely folk, they've buggered up my town ! |
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pixrobin
Canley
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 11:06am
I have just one word to say - BRILLIANT. Thanks for posting.
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Tricia
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 11:11am
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mayjan
Green Lane,Coventry
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 2:30pm
Sadly this poem is so true of my birthplace now.
An excellent poem though. |
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PhiliPamInCoventry
Holbrooks
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 5:14pm
Hi all
Where ever we are, it's how we as a community make it. I cannot turn a blind eye to aspects that disgust me & pretend that they are not there, whether antisocial behaviour or architectural vandalism from our civil authorities. I went to the Belgrade on Saturday evening to watch "Brassed-Off". I went on bus & came home on bus. Whether I would have survived in other areas of our city might be another issue. If I had been a young lady in all of my finery, it may have been another issue. I just don't know.
From the times in the fifties where most of us would return home from the Loco, or wherever, using public transport, we have changed that, by always travelling in our sealed bubbles (our motor-cars) which made the vulnerable folk even more vulnerable to be out after dark.
A few years ago, I was on hols with a friend in the English Riviera (Torquay), when, whilst out for an early morning walk we walked passed a smashed to smithereens bus shelter & shop window, blood all-over everywhere site. We later learnt that three youths & a girl had been detained. My friend who lives in Radford, suddenly said "Have we walked back home"? The fact is that we imagine that Coventry is on its own with bad issues. I saw a stat recently showing that the rural locality of Lincoln had twice the crime rate of Coventry. Mind you, please come & see me if I do end up in Walsgrave. I love you all very much.
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 6:48pm
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Mike H
London Ontario, Canada
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 7:30pm
Only people who don't get out much would think that Coventry is on its own. All places have their day, and there was a period where Royal Leamington Spa had the distinction of having more crime per capita than almost anywhere in the country, certainly the Midlands. Whether you make the walk back home from wherever in one piece depends much upon which areas you have to walk through. Downtown cores have deteriorated everywhere, their derelict buildings, alleys and dark corners becoming hangouts for drug pushers, users, and rowdies. It has been a sign of the times since the '70's. I forget who it was who remarked about locking car doors while driving in the USA, but I had been doing that long before I arrived in North America, regardless of where I was in the UK. |
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flapdoodle
Coventry
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Mon 28th Apr 2014 10:46pm
That's a pretty awful poem.
Coventry University has a world class Engineering department (and my studying there means I've stayed in the city and work here).
Warwick University brings a lot of business into the city and is attracting hi-tech automotive.
Both Universities has business parks that bring in new businesses and many of them expand and stay in the city.
I regularly walk in and out of the city centre at the nights, and have done so for twenty years. It's not the nicest of environments (I prefer to be near traffic) but it's not a 'no go' area.
Where are these new age travellers everywhere? Once in a blue moon a group camp up somewhere on common land? So what? Everyone needs somewhere to live. Treat them with respect and they might return that respect. They're just people who live a different lifestyle.
A lot of companies have gone - this happens everywhere. Poorly management private firms becoming poorly managed public firms and some of them end up closing, whilst others go on to great success. The key is to create a city that can adapt to change and is on the cutting edge of industry - not reliant on half a dozen assembly plants.
The only thing that really lets this city down is the centre. You can't have a thriving city without a heart. |
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Old Lincolnian
Coventry
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Thu 1st May 2014 5:13pm
I must admit that my sentiments are with flapdoodle on this. The Ode harks back to a time that never really existed anywhere and modern Coventry is really not much different to anywhere else. We forget the bad things and only remember the days of endless sunshine, after all nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Maybe my feelings are different having moved here over forty years ago and decided to stay. I don't drive but cycle and walk everywhere and modern Coventry may have its problems but has a lot to offer, my kids love the place. The only times I ever felt physically threatened was back in the mid-seventies when everywhere was a lot rougher.
I also try to live in the present most of the time, although I do have a love of history, because in a very short space of time the present becomes the past and is gone forever
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JohnnieWalker
Sanctuary Point, Australia
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Mon 19th May 2014 7:00pm
I was thinking recently about the old sayings..............
This is mostly autobiographical. I hope you like it.
A Shamrock in his Turban
He was born in September of the 47th year
Of a century scarred by two world wars.
Blue birds again flew over the white cliffs of Dover,
But smoke still rose from burnt cathedral doors.
He grew up midst the ruins of a great industrial town
Whose inventive artisans had built from yore.
But the Nazis bombed the city without any sense of pity,
And the craftsmen and their workshops were no more.
His city was a centre where new technology was born,
From the bicycle to aero engine jets.
If the Phoenix was to rise when the smoke cleared from its eyes,
It would have to face another challenge yet.
Of the millions who died in those years of senseless strife,
The city's workforce was a victim of the war.
And the factories were bereft - there were so few workers left,
So the city sent a call for thousands more.
Those who'd fled from Nazi terror were recruited to the cause,
And the factories were re-manned by Czechs and Poles.
But the city couldn't function 'til the roads at every junction
Had been fixed to fill the legacy of holes.
So he met, while he was growing, all these strangers to the town,
Mostly Irish, who were handy with the pick.
And they shifted heavy loads and they mended bombed out roads,
And their names were always Paddy, Sean or Mick.
As the city and its folk returned to life as best they could,
And new housing built in suburbs out of town,
With high mortgages to pay - and no petrol anyway -
Public transport was the way to get around.
As a schoolkid he remembers meeting different kinds of folk,
Mostly Indians, after training for a week.
And it seemed, on every bus, that the staff was always thus:
The driver was a Hindu, the conductor was a Sikh.
Then, as he became a man, and went out to meet the world,
A Coventry kid - as we Coventrians say,
If the accent on his tongue didn't tell where he belonged,
Then the shamrock in his turban always gave the game away!
True Blue Coventry Kid
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Dreamtime
Perth Western Australia
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Sat 24th May 2014 2:23pm
A pleasure to read JW, you have it all in One, very cleverly composed. |
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JohnnieWalker
Sanctuary Point, Australia
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Sun 25th May 2014 1:56pm
Thank you Dreamtime - that one has been on my "to-do" list for quite a while, and suddenly it started to work out. I think that "centre" in the third verse should be replaced by the word "place" to make it work just a bit better.
True Blue Coventry Kid
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